‘Loan Shark Tank’ Is The Reality Show For People With No Other Option
Need money? Not for a business venture, but more for, like, your life? Honora Talbott and Bill Posley of the sketch group Sorry Miss Jackson bring you an alternative to the reality show “Shark Tank.”
This is for people who have no one else to turn to. But maybe they have a car, wedding ring or baby they’d be willing to part with. Welcome to the “Loan Shark Tank.”
19 Hilarious Drunk Purchases You Won’t Regret Waking Up To
Giant googly eyes for your car.
“Giant googly eyes. The best online purchase I have made yet.”
Giant googly eyes for your car.
“Giant googly eyes. The best online purchase I have made yet.”
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Entrance into a marathon.
“Better start training then hehehe… eh.”
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The Time magazine cover mirror from “The Big Lebowski.”
“As far as drunk purchases go… I think I did okay on this one.”
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A ball pit.
“A friend of mine ordered this one night after a large quantity of wine.”
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600 whippits.
“Welp, I’ve done it again. Apparently 240 whippits was not enough.”
“There is a correlation here, but I don’t know what it is.”
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Or even better than that, a Wu-Tang Clan knitted sweater.
“Sometimes drunk purchases aren’t so bad.”
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A Shrek racing jacket
“Sometime I drink and then order things online.”
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A statue of the Predator made out of old bike parts.
“I would make that purchase sober.”
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A Tricera-top for your dog.
“Went online shopping while drunk… now I own a jurassic pug.”
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A T-shirt with your own beard selfie on it.
[No comment.]
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A … whatever the hell this painting is.
“This was a case of drunk eBaying.”
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‘Loan Shark Tank’ Is The Reality Show For People With No Other Option
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