21 Things You Hear When Working At A Viral Video Site
Working at a site that makes relatable viral videos can be a hectic experience. Because of time and budget issues, employees are often tapped to star in the videos themselves.
What To Watch shows you exactly what good-natured employees go through when the viral video machine needs content.
21 Things You Can Do If You Want Because YOU’RE AN ADULT
As as fully grown human, you make your own decisions.
As as fully grown human, you make your own decisions.
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If you want to ride in the shopping cart while at the grocery store, you can do that.
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You get to decide what a “well-balanced breakfast” looks like.
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You’re an adult and you say, “ALL the marshmallows in my cocoa.”
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You’re my Lunchable now, party tray.
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Cereal isn’t just for dinner, it’s also for dessert.
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You’re an adult, dammit, and you eat what you want.
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You can even make your food do adult stuff if you want.
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Your parents aren’t buying your clothes anymore, which means you get to wear what you want.
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ANYTHING you want. Because you’re a grown up with credit cards and taxes and a big human job.
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Because worrying if you look stupid is stupid.
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Besides, you don’t have time to worry about looking stupid, because you’re a busy adult.
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You’re too busy riding a majestic freaking unicorn.
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You survived high school and peer pressure and now you get to look how you want.
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Decorate your home however the hell you want.
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Fill that home with handheld video games and handheld alcohol.
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“I want my Fruity Pebbles in this wine glass, and I plan to drink out of it immediately following these Fruity Pebbles.”
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Sleep in a tiny tent if you want.
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Or a pillow fort. In the MIDDLE OF THE ROOM.
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Because you’re an ADULT, DAMMIT. Who can build an adult treehouse with lights and beer and a band.
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21 Things You Hear When Working At A Viral Video Site
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