With the list of women coming forward with rape allegations against Bill Cosby growing and Uber threatening to investigate the private lives of female journalists, we’d say this was a pretty heavy week for women on Twitter. But levity found its way in to a few moments amid the chaos. Alexandra Svokos braced herself for winter’s big reveal, tweeting “We’re getting dangerously close to the point at which I reveal to my coworkers that I wear Uggs.” Jenni Konner also had some seasonal sartorial concerns: “Who will love me enough to tell me if I can pull off a hat?” Harvard Lampoon editor Alexis Wilkinson captured our precise outlook on social interaction after this…
With the list of women coming forward with rape allegations against Bill Cosby growing and Uber threatening to investigate the private lives of female journalists, we’d say this was a pretty heavy week for women on Twitter.
But levity found its way in to a few moments amid the chaos. Alexandra Svokos braced herself for winter’s big reveal, tweeting “We’re getting dangerously close to the point at which I reveal to my coworkers that I wear Uggs.” Jenni Konner also had some seasonal sartorial concerns: “Who will love me enough to tell me if I can pull off a hat?”
Harvard Lampoon editor Alexis Wilkinson captured our precise outlook on social interaction after this week: “A fun thing to do is say ‘new phone who’s this’ to people in person.” Yep, it’s happening.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
I saw beyonce, blue ivy and Jay thru a fence today. s/o to NOPD for letting me live. #bliss
— collier meyerson (@collier) November 17, 2014
“I just feel bad.” -girls who don’t feel bad.
— Emma Barker (@emmajune) November 17, 2014
are fans of gwenyth’s blog called goopies come on gwenyth i can’t think of everything for you
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) November 18, 2014
i hate white people who come to me with all their race-related questions like go read a book i am not your literal Encyclopedia Brown
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) November 15, 2014
I get very upset when I think about how little respect the Take 5 candy bar gets. It makes the other candy bars seem like Circus Peanuts.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 20, 2014
This weather has forced me into pants which is just truly unforgivable #salty
— Nina Bahadur (@nbahadur) November 19, 2014
We’re getting dangerously close to the point at which I reveal to my coworkers that I wear Uggs
— Alexandra Svokos (@asvokos) November 18, 2014
The best part about sitting down to write is cleaning my entire apartment.
— Caira Conner (@CairaConner) November 18, 2014
Who will love me enough to tell me if I can pull off a hat?
— Jenni Konner (@campsucks) November 21, 2014
Gluteus maximus? More like gluteus maximumass, amirite, guys?
Guys? COME BACK. YOU’RE ALL I HAVE.
— Jes (@JesKeepSwimming) November 18, 2014
4 year old: "mom, how much do you weigh? Like 60 lbs?!"
Me: "yes. Would you like some candy?"
— Full Metal Mommy (@FullMetalMommy) November 18, 2014
I’m like the Michael Jordan of relationships but when he was playing baseball
— C (@bossy_bootz) November 18, 2014
I look forward to next year’s National Book Awards ceremony when all five finalists for the Fiction award will be Willow Smith.
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) November 18, 2014
Asked for all business related stuff for Christmas except a pair of boots and lavender oils is this what it feels like to be Arianna Huff
— KAMI BAKER (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) November 19, 2014
My hairdresser just told me I’m not the stripping type and I got offended?
— Lauren Morelli (@lomorelli) November 18, 2014
Autocorrect changed "wanna fool around" to "wanna cool around" which is actually better.
— Bears Maynard (@missmayn) November 20, 2014
We’re getting dangerously close to the point at which I reveal to my coworkers that I wear Uggs
— Alexandra Svokos (@asvokos) November 18, 2014
i’m sorry but how does Lorelai ever sleep like they drink at least 6 cups of coffee a day
— Paulina Pinsky (@mizpiggy111) November 19, 2014
It’s not easy being psychic, but I already knew that.
— Heather (@heatherjs) November 20, 2014
"Final words before the firing squad commences?"
Yes.
*lowers the blindfold over eyes*
I was just mmblockin out the haters.
"Ahahaha! FIRE!"
— Janine Brito (@janinebrito) November 20, 2014
If Taco Bell commercials were realistic, it would just show me eating 9 Doritos tacos in my car by myself, crying the entire time.
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) November 20, 2014
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