Reasons The Groundhog Didn't Run Scared Back Into His Hole

It’s Groundhog Day, and today Punxsutawney Phil came out of his hole and saw no shadow. That means an early spring. But I feel like after so many years of this, Phil would get pretty used to his shadow. So what is the real reason he didn’t run back into his hole?

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The Tender Side Of The Star Wars Universe

Darth Vader sips a special blend of his own creation, Tea-3PO.

Uh oh, he forgot to bring the honey. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Darth Vader sips a special blend of his own creation, Tea-3PO.

Uh oh, he forgot to bring the honey. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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Stormtroopers share a bicycle ride and their genetic makeup.

These Stormtroopers later accidentally plummeted off a cliff due to poor aim.

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C-3PO is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, but will love ever be one of them?

“Sometimes I wonder if R2-D2 even knows I exist.”

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A trade federation droid waits seductively for the bounty hunter droid IG88 to return home.

“Honey, I’m 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101!”

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Yoda doesn’t have time for your loud neighbor bullsh*t.

“Hungover I am.”

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