James Bond’s usual repertoire of sexist pick-up lines just wouldn’t cut it with a badass feminist lady. ; ; A recent video ;created by YouTube channel Scotch Moses shows just how much 007 would fail at being suave if he attempted to hit on a feminist woman — or really any actual woman, ;not a female character written by a man. From horrible sex puns to a stuffy British accent, the comedy group’s James Bond parody is spot on. ; When the woman in the video (perfectly) shuts down Bond, he responds in rare form: ;”I chose ;you and this is how you repay me? [I chose…
James Bond’s usual repertoire of sexist pick-up lines just wouldn’t cut it with a badass feminist lady. ; ;
A recent video ;created by YouTube channel Scotch Moses shows just how much 007 would fail at being suave if he attempted to hit on a feminist woman — or really any actual woman, ;not a female character written by a man. From horrible sex puns to a stuffy British accent, the comedy group’s James Bond parody is spot on. ;
When the woman in the video (perfectly) shuts down Bond, he responds in rare form: ;”I chose ;you and this is how you repay me? [I chose you] ;to be ;my girl,” he says. “The girl for the remainder of the mission or until you died tragically and I’m haunted by your death until I find the comfort of another woman.” ;
Sorry to break it to you Mr. Bond, but that’s just not how it works in the real world. ;
Even Daniel Craig who plays Bond in the most recent series of 007 movies ;called his character a misogynist last week. ;”Let’s not forget that he’s actually a misogynist,” Craig said in an interview with The Red Bulletin. ;”A lot of women are drawn to him chiefly because he embodies a certain kind of danger and never sticks around for too long.” ;
So when do we get a female Bond? We can hear it now: ;Bond, Janine ;Bond.
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