If Gyms Were Honest, You’d Be Working Out In Your Living Room
It’s that time of year again when you decide to start going to the gym. And as a symbol of that determination, you’ll even put your hard-earned money on the line and buy a gym membership. Because (except for half of the items in your life) you never spend your money on things you don’t use.
Cracked has perfectly summed up the concept of the gym membership. Take the time you said you were going to dedicate to the gym and watch this instead.
Annoying People At The Gym
#GymSelfie is just one of the numerous hashtags attached to The Model’s excessive Instagram posts. The Model’s greatest fitness goal is to make others gawk over his or her svelte physique and ability to shine, not sweat.
MuscleFood
#GymSelfie is just one of the numerous hashtags attached to The Model’s excessive Instagram posts. The Model’s greatest fitness goal is to make others gawk over his or her svelte physique and ability to shine, not sweat.
MuscleFood
image
Grunting Hard-Man likes to pick things up and put them down … loudly. He owns a self-made muscle tee for every day of the week, lugs around a gallon of water and is guilty of denting numerous gym floors with weights that weigh even more than he does.
MuscleFood
image
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Nobody cares what The Socialite is having for dinner, but The Socialite doesn’t care that nobody cares. The Socialite goes to the gym to share … and walk on the treadmill at a snail’s pace.
MuscleFood
image
If you can’t seem to find the piece of equipment you need for your workout, chances are it’s in close proximity to The Hoarder. Hoarders make themselves at home in shared gyms, seemingly using all of the towels, all of the free weights and all of the machines at once. One almost admires The Hoarder’s capacity to take up so much space and acquire so much equpiment. Almost.
MuscleFood
image
The Teacher may work at the gym, but he or she may also just be a know-it-all who’s eager to fix your form. Whether you ask for help or not, The Teacher will talk to you long enough you’ll have to remove your headphones. And The Teacher will tell you everything you ever knew is wrong.
MuscleFood
image
nwindow.modulousQueue.add(function()n n waitForGlobal(‘htmlAdWH’, function() n var adsDiv = document.querySelector(‘#adtech_slideshow_300x250_req’);n adsDiv.removeAttribute(‘id’);n adsDiv.reloadCount = 0;n var adId = ‘93315663’;n try adId; catch(e) n n n var args = [‘300’, ‘250’];n n nn htmlAdWH(adId, args[0], args[1], ‘ajax’, adsDiv);n if (typeof debugadcode == ‘function’) debugadcode(‘AdTech’, placement: ‘slideshow_300x250_req’, mnid: adId, adsDiv); n n jQuery(document).on(‘reloadAd’, function(ev, elem) n if (elem && !elem.contains(adsDiv)) return; n var refreshRate = 1; n adsDiv.reloadCount++;n if (adsDiv.reloadCount % refreshRate == 0 && typeof adsReloadAd === ‘function’) adsReloadAd(adsDiv); n );n n adSetInView(‘0’);n );n n);nnn”;
Mobileweb.ads.slideshowTop = “
