“So if the devil wear Prada / ;Adam, Eve wear nada / ;I’m in between but way more fresher.” Think of Kanye West standing in front of what one can only imagine is a very big walk-in closet. Donning solely his briefs, West boldly confronts the sea of options before him — leather, leopard, camouflage, denim, ;Versace, Dior, Celine, Dolce, stunner shades, crystalline helmets, a crown made of pure gold. Quick, the clock is ticking. Kim is all, “Kanye, baby, hurry up!” What is the man, the legend, the Yeezus himself, to do? ; We all know Kanye West needs no stylist, as he shops so much he can speak Italian. But if you too like to …
“So if the devil wear Prada / ;Adam, Eve wear nada / ;I’m in between but way more fresher.”
Think of Kanye West standing in front of what one can only imagine is a very big walk-in closet. Donning solely his briefs, West boldly confronts the sea of options before him — leather, leopard, camouflage, denim, ;Versace, Dior, Celine, Dolce, stunner shades, crystalline helmets, a crown made of pure gold. Quick, the clock is ticking. Kim is all, “Kanye, baby, hurry up!” What is the man, the legend, the Yeezus himself, to do? ;
We all know Kanye West needs no stylist, as he shops so much he can speak Italian. But if you too like to fantasize about Kanye West dressing himself, Cher Horowitz style, there’s a paper doll for that. Called Dressing the Yeezy Way, the artist-made paper doll book invites you to grab scissors and glue and get to work dressing up the man who, in his own words, was “in the projects one day, to Project Runway.” ;
Illustrators Charlotte Mei, Guy Field and Thomas Slater provide the outfit options in Yeezy Way, including a T-shirt from the Kardashians’ clothing store, Beyoncé ‘s lost VMA, a dick pic, a Yeezus cross, and a damn croissant. We all know with Kanye’s ego he could stand there in a Speedo, and be looked at like a f**king hero. But, alas, let’s put some clothes on him ASAP. ;
Cut and paste to make Mr. West look like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary. ;Just please, don’t get spunk on the mink.
“Dressing the Yeezy Way” is available from Sugoi Books.
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