21 Creative Euphemisms For Female Masturbation

Female masturbation is great, but ;calling it “female masturbation”? Not always as fun. ; While there are many fun and common euphemisms for male masturbation, women are often left empty-handed (so to speak). Maybe if we gave women more names for dialing their rotary phones, we’d be more inclined to talk about female masturbation in general. ; Dudes have a ton of wonderfully perverse and creative names for “charming the snake” so why can’t ladies get a fair share of choices? ;So (in the name of creative journalism) we’ve scoured the Internet to bring women more options when it comes to referring to ;their “me ;time…

Female masturbation is great, but ;calling it “female masturbation”? Not always as fun. ;

While there are many fun and common euphemisms for male masturbation, women are often left empty-handed (so to speak). Maybe if we gave women more names for dialing their rotary phones, we’d be more inclined to talk about female masturbation in general. ;

Dudes have a ton of wonderfully perverse and creative names for “charming the snake” so why can’t ladies get a fair share of choices? ;So (in the name of creative journalism) we’ve scoured the Internet to bring women more options when it comes to referring to ;their “me ;time.” Because feminism, people. ;

Here are 21 awesome (and hilarious) expressions ;for female masturbation that any lady can use to nickname her DIY time. ; ;

1. Ménage à moi
2. Paddling the pink canoe.
3. Finger painting.
4. Visiting ;the safety deposit box. ;
5. Dialing the rotary phone. ;
6. Auditioning the finger puppets. ;
7. Womansplaining yourself.
8. Engaging in safe sex.
9. Getting lost in the deep end. ;
10. Jillin’ off. ;
11. DIY time. ;
12. Doing a Meg Ryan. ;
13. Fanning the fur. ;
14. Girls’ night in. ;
15. Checking the undercarriage. ;
16. The downstairs D.J. ;
17. Buttering your muffin. ;
18. Visiting the bat cave. ;
19. Knitting. ;
20. Diddling Miss Daisy.
21. Playing the piano. ;

So, you do you ladies. ;

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21 Creative Euphemisms For Female Masturbation